The 3 A.M. Brainstorm…

16 02 2011

 

It’s 3 am again and I’m awake. I’ve just banged out a few EHC for an order and I’m sitting here trying to unwind. But I can’t get a few things out of my mind tonight. Maybe if I just come out with it here, I’ll be able to sleep a little before the sun comes up. We’ll see…

 

I’ve been thinking about people  and businesses tonight. About how different we all are in alot of ways and how my view of things isn’t necessarily anyone else’s view. About how I’d do things, if I could…and about the way things are done by others. I’m trying more and more these days not to be that “glass half empty” kinda guy that I’ve been for the last 20 years, but every time my faith in mankind is somehow renewed, something happens that makes me shake my head with confusion or disbelief.

Recently, it’s things like this:

I talked with 5 fly shops about doing give-away’s for you guys. Only one had the decency to email back and politely decline ( Unicoi Outfitters ~ Helen, GA). Another acknowledged that they’d not replied, but that was all – and then they “never replied some more.” The other three didn’t reply at all. All five of these shops I have visited and bought things from. Apparently, none of them could understand the concept. (Which makes the Hook and Hackle guys who brought you the rod give-away look even more like the geniuses they are…)

Another company keeps making promises, and then keeps delaying and making more promises.

Wendy’s can’t get my order right. Not one Wendy’s. Anywhere. In a month.

There’s apparently a fly tying event to benefit Project Healing Waters going on in Asheville. I tried to email them about donating a rod or two, helping them tie up some flies, or anything else I could do. It’s not that they turned me down or said they didn’t need my help….it’s that they never even bothered to reply at all. ( I guess they have what they need, but still – a simple “no thank you” would have been nice.) So, not only do I not get to help in any way with this very worthwhile project that’s right in my backyard, I don’t really feel much like promoting it either. ( Although I suppose in a way I just did! LOL )

 

And this spring, when I need more pine straw for the flower beds, I’ll no doubt have to load the stuff myself because no matter how I ask, the guys at Lowe’s never seem to want to help me load it. I used to work for Lowe’s and I don’t really mind loading it myself, but when I see them standing around talking on company time it makes me wonder how good my Lowe’s stock might be doing if they hired people who would actually work? How much better would your local fly shop be if they were all like Hook & Hackle or Unicoi Outfitters (who misunderstood the give-away concept but at least had the courtesy to reply)?

 

 

 

It also makes me wonder how it is that I can’t get a job, but these slackers ( the Lowe’s guys and other retail workers who have apparently never heard of the phrase “if you have time to lean, you’ve got time to clean” ) are still employed?

How do you run a business and not reply to emails? How do you hope to be around in 2, 3 or 10 years in this economy by hiring people who give you so little in return for the wages you pay them? How do you think you can create business growth and a future in any field by making promises you have no intention of keeping?  The answer? I have no idea….

 

But I am going to try to get some sleep now.

 

Is it too much to ask that we slow down just a little bit and think about how we’re treating each other?

 

 

Don’t answer that…

 





Deal of the Year?

15 02 2011

Yesterday, I received yet another flyer from a sporting goods company. Apparently this economy is driving them to advertise like crazy these days, because it seems like I get one every few days or so….or maybe like the rest of us, they’re just ready for warmer weather!? This one yesterday was from Bass Pro Shops, and since we have one less than an hour from the house here I decided to give it a quick scan. I found the usual “deals” which amount to $10 off here, $20 off there and hey – these days ever little big counts right? Right.

So then, on page 23 (I think, since the pages aren’t actually numbered) there appears a Cortland Fly Line for $9.97. It says the retail value is $59, but color me skeptical. They don’t list the name of the line. Is this 444 Lazer line – or something else made especially for BPS? We’ll never know I guess. And it only comes in 5, 6, or 8 wt. ( Poor old 7 wt……..I guess the days of the 7 wt. are finally totally over….)

Anyhoot, even if it IS a special line made for BPS, if it’s a floating WF line for $9.97 that’s a dang good deal.

There’s also a stainless steel fillet knife for $1.50.

The final catch is that you can only get these prices on Thursday March 10th, and by the time you get off work and get down there they’ll probably be all out of the $10 fly line. Just a guess.

Anyway, for what it’s worth – there ya go. The Deal of the Year….or not?

Maybe this nearly 1/2 off Sage rod at Cabela’s is actually the DOTY?
*Not Shown Actual Size





Happy Friday…..a few hours early…

3 02 2011

I’m almost never early to anything and it drives my wife crazy. So, to make up for that near-fatal flaw, here’s an early Happy Friday kinda post. After all, wouldn’t life be pretty “meh” if it wasn’t for Fridays?

Tonight I bring you a pretty ok deal from Cabela’s. While I encourage you to shop your local fly shop (if they are deserving of your business) in these tough times when you run across a good deal, take it. Like a new fast-action fly rod for $39.88. The Traditional II’s are on sale again at Cabela’s and are a good deal. It’s a $100+ retail price rod for less than 1/2 that.

Why is it not a “great” deal or a “super” deal you ask? Because I recently snagged a few when they were $25 – and also because of the review I’m about to give you below. Most of the rods are at $50 or so, but the 7’6 4 wt. is at the $39.88 price. The way Cabela’s usually works on these sale items is that once people find them and they start flying out the door, the price inches up. ( Or that’s the way it seems to work out for me…) So if you want one of these puppies, now is the time to jump on it.

 

That's right. I bought 4 of them @ $25 ea. free shipping. booyah.

THAT SAID:

I cast the 4wt. for a bit last week and although it appears to be everything a fly rod should be, it’s not. It’s called the “Traditional II” but in Cabela’s world “traditional” must mean “lumber.” It’s “fast-action” rating does not begin to describe how stiff this rod is (insert The Office Joke here if you must) for an under 8 foot 4 wt. It IS fast-action. It is also a 2 X 4 from the mid-point on down. I think you could probably get away with using a 5 wt on this rod – maybe even a 6 wt. Why you’d want a seven-foot-something 6 weight though, I’ll never know? And maybe that is what’s led to the massive price reduction on this particular model.

Is it a bad fly rod? Heavens no. It’s as light as some rods that cost twice as much (of the retail price) and it seems to be very well made. Nice wraps, guides almost perfectly straight (I mean, this thing is mass produced in China, mind you) and it’s a very good casting rod. It just feels like they forgot to consider that a 7’6 4 wt rod shouldn’t be usable for fishing AND playing 8-ball. One reviewer on Cabela’s site described the rod as “clubby.” However, for $39.88, a little clubby-ness can probably be overlooked.

I’d suggest it as a back-up or a first fly rod to anyone, but if you’re used to a Sage, Winston or even St. Croix…well…you know…

If you want to try one, the link is: http://tinyurl.com/4mawp74

AND NOW, PART Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuwh….








10 Things Every New Fly Fisher Can Live Without!

1 02 2011

They come in the mail. The snail mail. The email. By postcard and letter and sales flyer they come. Ads for outdoor products you just have to have. Products, tools, gadgets, equipment that you simply cannot live without! Fly fishing companies are perhaps the worst of the outdoor gear suppliers. There are an infinite number of gizmos that come out each year that are, to quote one fly fishing catalog I recently received, “going to set the fly fishing world on it’s ear” or some such nonsense. The fly fishing world hasn’t been turned upside down since the invention of modern fly lines from what I can tell. Large arbor reels? Yeah. Nice, but not earth-shattering. Polarized fishing glasses? Helpful, but not a life-changer. Chest packs? I kinda like mine…but it was no revolution.

So, let’s look at ten things that every fly fisher/fly tyer can absolutely live without. Remember though, it’s not that these things can’t be used as advertised, or that they don’t make something easier or better…they’re just all things that you could do without. Save your hard earned money for things you really do need…like more flies, tippet or a new fly line.

10.  “Line to Leader Loop Connector” – $6.99 ( You can make your own loop in any line very easily )

9. ” Monofilament Leaders ” – $4 – $13 ( Try Braided Leaders.(or furled leaders) For 1-8 wt rods, I promise you’ll never go back to mono leaders and one braided leader will last for YEARS.)

8. ” Leader Straightener Leather Patch” –  ( For the “memory” in your mono leaders. Lose the mono and you don’t need this waste of money.)

7. ” Fly Sink” – $3.99 -$4.99 ( Dirt works almost as well and it’s cheaper. Like, free.)

6. “Line Cleaner/Dressing ” – $6 ( Modern fly lines only need periodic cleaning with mild soap and water. )

5. “K****** Release or other release tool” – $20 ( You have forceps for pinching split-shot right? Enough said.)

4. ” Dubbing Brush” – $4-$8 ( Velcro glued to a stick works just as well, nearly free.)

3. ” Fly hook sharpener ” – $5.99 ( Unless you’re fishing for bass or tarpon, you don’t need to sharpen your fly hooks. Chances you’ll lose the fly before you dull the point on modern trout-sized fly hooks unless you make a habit out of hanging into rocks all day…)

2. ” Digital Microscope ” – $80-$??? ( Seriously? Why make it harder than it needs to be? You don’t need to know what a #26 gray midge looks like in that much detail. You just don’t. You may want to, but you don’t need to. How about buying something useful, like a couple hundred #26 gray midges instead. )

1. ” Bobbin threader ” – $2-$8 (  This “handy” little gadget threads…well, thread onto the bobbin. Or, you could just do the sensible thing and suck the thread through the hole, old skool style. Do you think Theodore Gordon or LaBranche used a tool to get the thread into the bobbin? If you have one of these, you should stop reading now and go put it on ebay. Then hide under the couch in shame for a week.  )

If you’re new to fly fishing, don’t fall for every gadget out there. Get with someone who knows the in’s and out’s of the sport and ask them before you buy anything. It could save you alot of money over first few years of your fly fishing journey and it could save you from spending way too much time on ebay unloading all that stuff you thought you needed.

Fly Fishers...scary looking, but they'll give you the shirts off their backs!





The Creek that Shall Not be Named…

25 01 2011

…is named Noontootla. It’s Cherokee for…well, who knows? But I do know this…it will flat out kick you in the teeth if you’re not on your toes. I just read a post on NGTO about two fellows that decided to go up to the area where the ‘Toot is located and fish. The second guy says something like “ wish I hadn’t broken my rod, but things happen for a reason.” Yeah, and that happened because you were stomping around up there around Noontootla in the middle of winter, when every wild trout with half a brain is hunkered down and almost comatose. Go back in April, when at least you risk catching something while putting life and limb in danger. Geesh.

Noontootla is the state’s only wild trout stream with a length limit on it.  16 inches or less, and it has to go back. Now, before you all pile in your cars and grab your maps, I’ll tell you the dirty little secret that the fishing regulations don’t spell out for you….just because there is a 16 inch size limit on the creek, that doesn’t mean the creek is full of 16 inch fish. Or 14 inch fish for that matter. Oh sure, they’re in there. Last spring…or was it the year before…anyway, I was up on the ‘Toot with Coelacanth, from BRTB and we were having a pretty nice morning. Weather wise, at least. I think we’d caught one or two each. Well, we came to a nice deep pool and Coel motioned for me to take a turn. I cast a little caddis up into the run and plop! A nice little 4 inch rainbow took it and began to flop around on the surface. Suddenly, he dove deep and hard toward the bottom, then shot back up toward the sky – clearing the water at first, then hitting back down and slicing off again all willy-nilly across the surface. You see, that little guy was about to be lunch for a monster of a rainbow that was using the bottom of that pool as his lunch counter. The trout was easily 15 inches on a conservative estimate and Coel and I both stood there and laughed, gasped for air, and laughed some more. Of course, we then eased back away from the pool and threw all manner of streamers into it without even the slightest threat of an attack from Jaws. So we moved upstream and kept fishing. I think we both felt very fortunate to have even seen the big fish and had I not hooked an easy meal for him, we probably would have missed him altogether.

 

Lil' Joe, standing in what can only be described as an anomaly on this creek.

On another trip there some years ago, I was carrying a fly rod that my buddy Lil’ Joe made for me shortly after 9-11. The rod was marked “Freedom” and was one of my favorite rods ever, right from the first time I fished it. It had a birdseye maple insert and a matte green blank. It looked alot like a high-dollar St. Croix but with the loving touches of personally wrapped guides. I slipped on a slanted rock as big as a dining room table and fell, and promptly broke the rod in half. Speaking of which, last year I did almost the same thing in the GSMNP and broke “Freedom II.” Sorry Joe. I didn’t have the heart to tell you at the time.

When I was younger, I talked my young bride into going with me to Noontootla one Sunday morning. I got out of the truck, leaving her to the heater and a good book, and immediately stepped over a large log. When my foot hit the sand, it slid no more than five or six inches and put what we call a “crik” in my shoulders and neck that would end up keeping me out of work for two days. Of course I fished all that day, and paid for it dearly on the way home. The pain was almost unbearable and my poor mountain-novice wife had to drive all the way down that long forest service road, and then all the way home in the dead of night because I couldn’t do anything but lay my head against the window and writhe in pain.

A much younger Owl with a brown trout from the Toot.

So, yeah. Noontootla has a length limit and that’s a rare thing in Georgia trout fishing. But it will also kick you in the head and laugh at you when you cry. It’s not a place for fly rods you love, delicate souls, or poseur anglers. It’s the cold, hard reality of Southern Appalachian trout fishing, times ten.

But then….maybe it wouldn’t be so special, even with the chance to catch a true wild trophy trout…if it was easy.





A FFSBR Reader Survey: What do you think?

24 01 2011

I’ve been wanting to do this for a while now, but always forget about it when I’ve got something else on my mind to talk about. Today, I was working on the new banner at the top of the page and I remembered that I wanted to get some opinions about the direction of this blog.

I’ll start by telling you what (most of you) already know…I’m typically a goofy person, and therefore a goofy blogger. I’m not all silly-string and bouncy barns, but when I’m feelin’ right with the world it’s hard not to be silly. I think life is way too short to take everything so seriously.

That said, it may shock you to know that I’m somewhat of a deep thinker. I try not to bore you guys with that stuff on this blog, but you may see a little of that creep into an entry from time to time.

So that leads us to the part where I ask for your help:

What brings you to FFSBR, and what brings you back?

I suppose I could just do a poll, but those are so impersonal. I like to read the thoughts of my friends and followers, not see blue bars stretching across the screen indicating a yes or no answer.

Is it the humor? The photos? The more serious ( however rare!) entries? Do you come to see how crazy I’ve been today? Or to find out if there are interesting links? I used to post up alot of “deals” that I’d find around the internet on fly fishing gear. Do you miss those? Are you coming back because of the great group of regulars that comment here? Is it the fishing reports and videos?

What do you like about FFSBR, and what do you hate? What do  you think would make it better and how can we keep you coming back?

I could spend hours doing internet searches on how to make a “killer blog” but I think outdoor bloggers and outdoor readers are a very special group of people and alot of the information out there ( OK, ok, i HAVE spent hours reading about how to make a killer blog…for what it’s worth, much of it was just alot of time wasted, IMHO) isn’t really geared toward fishing, hunting, hiking or camping blogs. The stuff you find on “how to make a great blog” is almost always geared toward movies, tech, food and gossip. But I’d rather talk trees and rivers and deer and sunsets. My guess, since you’re reading this, is that you would too!

So let me know, guys…how can we take FFSBR to the next level?

I can’t wait to read your suggestions! ( And your snarky quips…umm…cough-riverdamsel-cough…  🙂 )

Thanks for spending some of  your day here with us. We enjoy havin’ ya.

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Death Prong: Part Two

23 01 2011

Part Two of a Four Part Series about my biggest adventure in over twenty years of visiting the woods and waters of Southern Appalachia.

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Part Two

The sun’s rays were bright now, and the day was warming up almost as if it were early summer. Some small bugs, little flying triangular shaped devils, were biting our arms. We’d just popped out into the creek, stopped for a snack and a short breather after our climb down the mountain. I was sure the bugs had forewarning of our arrival. Sharp little stinging bites that were like needles and pins pricking my neck and arms and legs. Enough of this. I downed the last of my half full bottle of water, one of only two I’d brought along for the day not knowing that it would be a very, very long day.

We pushed upstream, over a small series of rocky, pocket-water wrinkles in the stream-bed and came to the first good looking spot. It was an amazingly deep, clear expanse of ice-cold water, with rusty red plank-like slabs of age-old stone running diagonally along the bottom of the pool. One of the planks made a shelf, with a deep undercut where a couple of nice trout might hide. I watched as a monster of a trout slipped under the shelf at our approach. He was at least 12 inches and shaped like a little football. I can’t remember who made the first cast up to the head of the pool, where the water slid into the deep pool with hardly a whisper…but I do remember that first fat little 7 inch trout slashing up and smashing the fly with almost an angry abandon against the blue sky above. Wriggling and splashing it came quickly to hand, and we got our first look at the trout in this creek that we’d taken such great pains to reach. It was what we’d come for – a native Southern Appalachian Brook Trout and it was as pretty a brook trout as I’d ever seen.

 

A beautiful brookie from "Death Prong"

For the next few hours, we’d climb our way up the sometimes craggy, often slippery rocks that were left bare by our drought years that many thought might go on forever. The creek was a shadow of what it had been in the past, and the rushing water chose it’s path down the gorge at the lowest points; it would weave it’s way left and right down the mountain, slowly carving deeper into the earth. With this little flow though, the effectiveness of the carving was like that of a dull butter knife on a rubber chicken. Thankfully, a year later, that trickle would prove to be our saving grace. On this day it merely made it easier to pinpoint the location of the fish among the rocks and runs.

We caught fish, and caught fish, and caught fish. Nothing bigger than 8 inches or so – but they were all shiny little gems of green and gold. Bold crimson spots with bright blue halos; the familiar “wormy” markings along the back. When we’d gently release one back into it’s element it would virtually disappear before our eyes. Even in the ultra-clear water it would be very hard for a predator to spot an easy meal because of the amazing natural camouflage the brookie wears.

There were few large pools, and none that were as large as that first one, where we first stumbled out into the creek. However, there was one run that was a little longer; stretching vertically southward in a rare flat spot near a rock as big as a bus. My buddy “Milliam” crawled his way up the left side of the run, sitting and sliding up a short ledge until he was just peeking over the rock ledge and into the heart of the pool. He didn’t say a word, although I’m sure he saw them. He was suddenly all business. His first cast produced a fish. And the second cast. And the third, fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh. And there were more. Many more. It’s hard to recall that pool and not remember the 15 – 20 brook trout Milliam pulled out of there on almost as many casts. They were thick in that pool and neither of us could figure out the reason that so many of them found it such a welcome home. Maybe they were all brothers and sisters,… who knows?

 

The Pool of A Thousand Brookies, Death Prong

It wasn’t long before we got to a point upstream where the creek got much smaller. It was still very fishable here for one or two anglers, but we’d been fishing for 5 or 6 hours and my knees and back were beginning to send me subtle messages that they were nearing their limit on this day. It wasn’t the easy going that we find many times in the Great Smoky Mountain National Park, or in some of the South’s more open water in the foothills of the Blue Ridge range. It was crawling and climbing, hopping and jumping. Carefully negotiating the rocky stream-bed, exposed by a lack of water and so steep I wished we had felt soles on our chest packs at times, I was thinking I’d had enough adventure for one day and knew I’d have to tell Milliam soon that I needed to turn back.

We stopped for water again. It was around 6 pm I guess, and I regrettably told Milliam that my back had done all it wanted to do and that if it was ok with him we could head back downstream anytime. Milliam is a very understanding fishing buddy, and is always eager to accommodate my older-than-normal-feeling body.

I finished off the other bottle of water and watched as my brave buddy used his new-fangled “UV bottle” that supposedly killed off every evil gremlin that might be in the creek water. I’d been sick years before from some bad water – or bad eggs. We never knew which one was to blame for sure, but I never take a chance on water or eggs anymore and although I was still thirsty after finishing off my bottle of water, there was no way I was drinking any creek water that had nothing more than a little blue light applied to it. The technology was very new back then…at least to me and I was just going to wait until we got back to camp. Little did I know that we were actually more than a just a few hours and a few miles from camp. We turned to head downstream and made pretty good time back to the place we first stepped into the creek. Now, it was just a matter of heading even further downstream to meet up with the larger river. From there, we’d hike back upstream to our camp along a trail that we knew from our research and several maps was “somewhere down there.” It was a great plan. What could go wrong?

Again, on this next leg of our trip we made good time, but we couldn’t help but fish the better looking pools and runs when we could get to the side of them without spooking their inhabitants. The little trout still barely managed 8 inches at most, but they were as eager to strike our flies as any we’d ever seen and even though my back was really starting to complain, I tried to keep my mouth shut so that Milliam could continue to fish a little as we headed down toward the main river.

 

Milliam and his UV bottle share a moment on Death Prong.

We’d poured over topo maps months before our visit, sometimes talking over the phone as we researched the trip. I’d been worried that the thin, closely spaced lines near the junction of “Death Prong” and the main river were waterfalls. By about 7 pm, with the sun behind the mountains and an early dusk setting in, we heard the first of them. It was a noisy sluice-type falls on river-left, and although it was impressive and very loud, we easily slipped down the rock face to the right on the small moderately slanted drop. There are very few feeder creeks feeding “Death Prong” and the flow here was about the same as it was a mile or two upstream. The gorge, however, was widening and becoming steeper. The next waterfall was more vertical, and we managed to climb our way down it on river-left, although this was an actual “climb” this time and my back was becoming more insistent that we get this thing over with and get back on more level ground. Unfortunately, there was nothing I could do for it but push on.

The lines didn’t lie. There were at least a half-dozen more waterfalls ranging from the “sluice” type that are easily navigated to a few near vertical drops with no room to go around. Many times, water wet my back and head as we picked the safest looking way down the face of the more vertical falls. There were a few where the forest pinched the creek into a tiny area less than 20 feet wide, which made the descent more dangerous. The rocks are slick where there’s no moss and where there is moss it easily slides off the moment your foot hits it. Even though I wasn’t in the best shape, I’d had plenty of experience navigating creeks like this. Over twenty years worth to be exact, and “Death Prong” ( even at low water ) is no place for a beginning Appalachian trout chaser to test his mettle. It is a beautiful but remote place and a twisted ankle or broken leg here would be a disaster of the first order. Our pace was reduced to a crawl.

 

A very rare, easily ascended portion of Death Prong.

Eventually, another hour’s worth of descending waterfalls and my back couldn’t do it anymore. Each “drop” down, sometimes 5-10 on each falls would jar my back and the pain was mounting. Also, I began to notice that I had a headache and was feeling a little light-headed. I told Milliam that if it was possible, I’d like to try to follow the creek via the woods. We had a GPS, but for whatever reason I don’t think we bothered to look at it very much. We should have. It might have saved us alot of time and energy if we had.

We struggled to bushwhack once again through the heavy undergrowth that ran alongside the creek, although at least this time it was somewhat flat compared to our previous walk in the woods almost twelve hours before. Because we had to choose the path of least resistance, we sometimes veered sharply away from the creek. Always within earshot, much of the time we couldn’t see the creek at all. After fifteen minutes or so of working our way through the jumble of rhododendron, mountain laurel and dog-hobble, we both decided that this “easier” way was worse than climbing down the creek. It was easier on my back, but it was slowing us down now, and it was getting darker and darker under the heavy canopy of this pristine wilderness. We angled back toward the creek, and were about to break out into Death Prong once again; Milliam leading the way… when he stopped dead in his tracks and I almost walked all over him because as usual I was talking and not paying much attention to where I was going. And although I didn’t realize it at the time, I was dehydrated because I’d run out of water much earlier and didn’t have enough water for a full day on the water in the first place… and it was clouding my judgement and making my footsteps sluggish.

Milliam holding one of Death Prong's resident trout.

Then, in one of the strangest moments I’ve ever experienced while in the wild, Milliam lets out a yell.

” Hellooooooooooooooo!”

I’m breathing heavily now, and tense because of his abrupt stop. Was it a bear in the creek? Poachers that built the shooting table? Other fishermen?

I almost whispered it to Milliam since I was standing right behind him….” What is it?” I asked.

“Naked people…” he said.

“NAKED PEOPLE?” I grunted.

“Yeah. A couple. Naked.” Milliam replied as he chuckled.

We’d made it back to civilization….but our adventure was far from over, as we’d soon find ourselves doing something stupid, and I’d find myself in a desperate situation.

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PART THREE COMING SOON!





Are you Sabotaging Your Fishing?

22 01 2011

Are you doing things that are keeping you from catching more trout? Have you gotten lazy in your tactics? Slack in your planning? Are there a few simple things you can do to increase your catch rate? Read on to find out…

Yesterday, while editing video I noticed something that I hadn’t put much thought into in the last few years. Stealth. Or rather, a lack of it. As I watched one of my failed attempts at shooting a release scene, something flashed brightly. Too brightly. It was the small, cheap pair of nail clippers that I use. Hanging on the outside of my pack, the sun caught it just right and it looked like a roller-rink strobe. So that caused me to start thinking about how I’ve changed over the years as a fisherman, and it was quite the revelation…

Years ago, at a time in my life when I had a horrible, consuming, unending case of “trout on the brain” I tried to do everything right. I stayed low, wore camo, never waded where I hadn’t fished, and I caught my fair share of trout. Occasionally, my fair share and then some…

Now at 41, I think I’m slipping a bit in my effort to be that stealthy stalker of our finny friend. The flashing clippers were the wake-up call. I gave up those $12 (and matte black) Orvis nippers years ago. I wanted to save some money and the clippers from big-box-central seemed to work just as well. But I didn’t consider the flash from the surface of that bright shiny metal – probably because I’d never seen the actual flash of it. I saved $10, but over the last 8 or 9 years have I missed fish because of my thrifty nature – and if so, how many? I have to tell you that saving $10 isn’t worth years of fruitless casting over already frightened fish. How careless was I to underestimate this small thing that might have contributed to poor “catching” days on the water? After seeing the video, I feel pretty stupid now.

I also stopped wearing camo about 5 years ago. Why? Well, to be honest with you I think it was just a matter of my camo shirt wearing out – and I just didnt’ buy another one. I started wearing something drab when I fished and didn’t think twice about it. Camo was probably overkill anyway, right? Or was it? I seem to have caught more fish when I was wearing camo than when I wear drab, but solid colors these days. Camouflage can’t always put you at an advantage, but I don’t think it can ever hurt you, either. There are times when you may need to position yourself to the side of the run, where the trout may see you if the water is smooth, or if they’re feeding high up in the water column. At the very least, I think I’m going to splurge on some trout fishing camo this year and test the theory. You should too, perhaps. It can’t hurt.

Rhododendron Headwear Optional.

 

Another thing that plays into stalking trout is how you go about the stalking itself. When I was younger and much more focused on the “catching” part, I slid behind trees, hid behind rocks, crawled up to a stream in a thicket of dog-hobble to take a peek at the quarry before casting. Now, at 41, I’m more likely to stop for a three second glance at the water as I’m walking up to it. Then, I step up and into the creek, spooking anything that might be within 20 feet and launch a cast upstream into the water ahead of me. In my laziness I just “give up” the water where I enter the stream. But what if there was a 15 inch brown holding in that log across from where I stepped into the creek? What if a nice rainbow was on my side of the creek and slipped downstream as I plodded my way into the water? I’d never know. I’d just miss that opportunity to catch those fish, all because I was too casual about approaching the stream. Are you too casual? Are you focused on the “catching” part of the experience enough? I think as we get older, it’s only natural that we appreciate the fising experience as a whole much more. But for me, a big part of fishing is catching. I don’t mind if I only get a few, but I don’t enjoy going all day without a fish – and maybe my lack of care in approaching the stream – or approaching each pool or run – is causing me to have more of those days when I wear that stinky skunk. I’ve yet to meet an angler who enjoyed wearing the skunk. I’ve met a few that smelled like they knew him very well, though.

And finally, I want to point out a big mistake I see fly fisher’s making – and it’s one I make myself, too. It’s stumbling around a stream like a drunken hippo. When I was young and nimble, my wife said I hopped around the rocks like a mountain goat. I stopped hopping from rock to rock about 8 years ago, when I aimed a left foot at a slender slice of rock in a Smokies stream and missed it by an inch. I tilted to my left, my body parallel to the water and slammed my side into that slanted slice of rock. Fortunately, I didn’t land on my ribs, and the purple, black and yellow bruising only lasted a month.

The right clothing can make a difference.

These days, even without the bravado of hopping from rock to rock when possible, I get in a hurry and find myself stumbling around the stream at least a few times a day. I hadn’t thought about it until yesterday, when I started thinking about those flashing clippers, but what if I’m in such a hurry to move upstream or across stream that my stumbling(coupled with the other things I’ve mentioned) is causing me to unknowingly spook trout before I ever see them? Truth be told, our freestone streams are pretty noisy places. Rocks move, sand shifts, and the trout get a steady chorus of clicks and rasping hisses and hums. But when a fisherman stumbles, it’s got to be a bigger than life sound. And, if you’re in anything but a really bumpy riffle area, there has to be the chance that trout in the area hear that bumbling around…the banging boots and wading staffs and rocks on rocks and….well, you get the idea. I think wading slower and more careful is better for our safety, and maybe better for the “catching” part of our adventure as well. I’m going to try to put that into practice this year, too.

In fact, to some extent I’m going to try to go back to my salad days of trouting with all of this. I’m going to put the nippers inside my pack, get some camo, slow down when wading, and try to think like a predator. And if it doesn’t help my strike-to-catch-ratio, I’ll be surprised.

 

Practicing my stealth moves at camp. Look out Mr. Brown Trout.

Maybe if you’ve found yourself slacking a bit lately, you can try some (or all) of these things too and we can compare notes as the year rolls on. If we’re lucky maybe a return to more focused fishing will help us catch more trout and our buddies will have to think up new excuses for why we outfished ’em!

 





Stranded in the Wild: A true tale, Part One

17 01 2011

The following entry is Part One of a Four Part Series describing in greater detail than ever before the true story of how two experienced outdoor enthusiasts found themselves “turned around” and stranded unexpectedly near the Shining Rock Wilderness Area in North Carolina’s Blue Ridge Mountains.

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It was going to be an adventure. We were hiking into a small valley and the next day we’d be bush-whacking it over to a stream that had no trails. No trails at all. Not  into or out of the valley where the creek flowed, nor up and down the length of it’s course. We had no idea whether the creek would be large enough to even hold fish, having seen it only on our topo maps and in our dreams. There was only one way to find out, and that was to bush-whack our way over the ridge, and straight down into the steep gorge and see for ourselves.

I’ve learned many lessons since that weekend and I learned many lessons during that weekend. However, this is the story of what I didn’t do right, and how I came to realize two important things on opposite ends of the life-lesson spectrum. One, that I could do far more than I thought I could when the situation demanded it, and two – that I was no longer the “mountain goat” I was in my early 20’s and actually did have my limitations now in the great outdoors.

 

Base Camp along Base Camp Creek...

 

The day of our arrival, we unloaded Milliam’s hatchback, donned our packs and  hiked first down into the near valley and then upstream alongside the creek that would serve as our base-camp. It was a cool but clear late spring day, and the small (sometimes thorny) brush and stunted trees that reached out for our bare legs were beginning to turn the a somewhat olive shade of green. The processes of spring were still barely touching this high-country meadow, and the blueberry bushes were months away from producing their delicious fruit. The trail was, as it usually is in late spring, absolutely full of other hikers who come for the easy access and three waterfalls along our base-camp creek. No matter, the fishing would be good today on this creek and tomorrow when we crossed the ridge and dropped down into the far valley there would be no one around for miles. Hopefully, the creek would be big enough to fish, and would be home to native Appalachian brook trout for it’s entire length. Since there was no access other than by “side-hopping” 30 minutes down the unstable, nearly soil-less  mountainside, we were sure we’d have the whole creek to ourselves. We could hardly wait to find the solitude and bigger fish(we hoped) that “Death Prong” would provide, but had to settle with fishing the easier stream the first afternoon. We caught so many 4-6 inch brook trout that we nearly grew bored with them, I suppose. They would easily come to a big, bushy dry fly in the clear water and they were as brilliant and beautiful as any trout you can find in the Southern Blue Ridge. Dark green backs with pale yellow-white worm-like markings, bright orange fins and white leading edges, red spots with brilliant blue halos. These fish were made to be invisible in the stream, but I can’t also help bit wonder if they weren’t also made to be admired by fly fishers. There were no other fisherman this day, but plenty of hikers, and people with dogs and kids running around catching mayflies and caddis. A few young boys were trying to skip rocks across the creek. A bird of some sort chirped loudly and flew acrobatically away through the tangled tree limbs as we approached the creek to fish.

After settling in to the rhythm of fishing we heard a small ruckus behind us. A helpful young Cub Scout(with his whole pack in tow it seemed) was walking the banks with a giant net that looked as if it had seen better days in someone’s crappie or catfish boat. He assured me that there were “lots of little fish” just upstream and that he could “catch them with his net, if I wanted.”  I told him thanks, but we were doing ok and we skipped a couple of runs to move upstream of them. The kid was trying to help us out, but we were more than capable of finding and catching our share of 4 inch trout that day, and we proved it for four or five wonderful hours.

 

Milliam stalking brookies on the base-camp creek...

We had walked downstream and fished our way back to camp, catching dozens of plump little 4 inch brook trout that often rushed the fly like hungry wolves in packs of three or four.  These are high-altitude fish, in a high-altitude stream and their choices for lunch and dinner are unusually meager, even by Blue Ridge standards. They would probably swipe at a regulation sized golf ball floating downstream if they were presented with the chance. We fished our way back to camp, where the creek was barely a foot across. Our arms tired from lugging around those massive fish, we propped our rods against a tree and began preparing dinner. To be honest with you, I don’t remember what we ate. I do know that at least part of our meal consisted of the usual:  some outstanding back-strap from a deer my buddy Milliam took in the fall the year before. He is a great fishing pal, a great hunter of the whitetail deer, and an equally great dinner pal who always brings me the best deer meat I get to eat all year – even if it is the only deer meat I get to eat all year. We filled our bellies, sat around the fire until midnight or later and then engaged in a rousing game of “…hey, let’s snore until first light” which I undoubtedly won in a land-slide victory, although I have yet to receive my trophy for the effort.

The next day we geared up for the creek we have come to call ” Death Prong.” And here is where I apparently thought, somewhere back in the very deepest recesses of my sub-conscience that I was still a strapping young buck in my early 20’s. I packed up my fly rod, sunscreen, two breakfast bars, one small ziploc bag (quart size, half full) of trail-mix which was made up at home of M&M’s, raisens, chex mix and cheese crackers; an emergency blanket as almost an afterthought, three fly boxes, one pair of sunglasses and exactly one and a half bottles of Kroger-brand filtered bottled water. Milliam (whose misplaced “M” was an early message board accident that stuck) had a new-fangled UV filter bottle thing that I did not trust, no food, his fishing gear packed in his Cabela’s chest pack ( we both use the same fishing pack ) and probably at least a couple of knives. Milliam always has knives. We had no map and no compass, but he did have his hand-held GPS that had only failed us once before on a trip to find the “Secret Pond” whereby we bushwhacked for two hours through a thick Georgia forest, only to find that the “Secret Pond” had a road leading to it that also led back to the road we’d parked the truck on. SO…………….what could possibly go wrong? You know the answer to that is coming, right?

So, off we went. Talking and laughing and remembering past trips aloud; back through the trails that got us to our base-camp and then over more trails leading to the top of the ridge where we’d make our descent into the unknown. Through the still brittle blueberry bushes and other assorted scrub, the stunted little trees, and soggy carpet of the valley floor. Over a few small hills, where there were larger trees, some were even full sized specimens. I don’t know my trees, but Milliam does and he pointed out a few and told me their names, which of course I forgot within three minutes. I always find that there are more things in these wild places than my poor old brain can absorb, and I once again think along that trail that I need to take something with me so that I can write down so much of what I experience out there.  The sun is up now, fairly high in the sky and it’s clear that today is going to be much warmer than yesterday. We reach the top of the highest ridge and stop for a rest. Milliam looks like he needs it…I’m sure I saw at least two beads of sweat on his forehead at this point and I can almost hear him breathing a little every now and then, in-between my own desperate gasps for air. Once, he almost put his hand on a tree when stretching. I’m sure he’s exhausted, since obviously I’m a “little winded” myself. After this ten minute break which I insisted we take – for his sake, naturally – I finish off the first bottle of water that was only half full and put the empty bottle back into my pack. I don’t give it a passing thought. I’ve got fish-on-the-brain and no time to worry about anything but getting to the water. The trail goes north and south here, and according to his GPS, the two fools on a mission should veer off to the north-east across a sea of emerald green and very “pointy” looking knee high grass. Here, the small trees are spaced 5-10 feet apart and it looks like some sort of tiny and abandoned neighborhood park. There are deep shadows under each tree, whose small canopies are nearly touching, making for a sun-lit mosaic on the grass.  The grass looks sharp, but isn’t sharp at all and we push forward, my verbalized prayer ahead of each step: ” Go away snakes….no snakes today. Noooooooooooo snakes. No snakes today, please….” Luckily, we didn’t run across any snakes going through the high grass, which in a few dozen yards disappeared and gave way to the first steep drop toward the valley floor where we hoped a “Death Prong” big enough to handle two anglers at a time would be waiting for us.

Drought years were still going strong, as you can see...

As it turned out, this first “steep” drop wasn’t steep at all. Compared to what was to come, it was nothing. We didn’t even have to put our fly rods in our mouths, or hold onto small trees and grab handfuls of dirt and rocks on our way down at this point. We soon came to a narrow, flat area that was about a foot wide and decided to follow it’s gradual descent along the face of the mountain and it led us to a strange and mysterious find. It was a full-sized shooting table! In the proverbial and quite literal “middle of nowhere!” It was complete with old sandbags, a gasoline container, spent rounds, and a couple of small plastic bags. I think there was also maybe a short section or two of rope, but it’s hard for me to remember exactly what was there. I do remember stopping and having a discussion about what it would take to have hauled in that much treated lumber, nails and other things in order to build, on the spot, a shooting table of this quality. It was absolutely astounding in that it was nearly 2 miles from the nearest road, and built on the side of this mountain, a full 30 minutes from even the closest trail. Across from the table was a sheer rock face. Probably 400-500 yards from the table and it would be the perfect spot – the only spot in these mountains – where you could shoot that far and see where the shot landed. Still, we wondered why someone would build a table that solid and nice ( it a manner of speaking) so far from the road. ( It wasn’t the first mystery we’d encounter – on our second trop to Death Prong a year later, we’d find a hide-out that Eric Rudolph could be proud of…)

Deciding we’d stopped for long enough to ponder the history of this shooting table, we turned straight down into the valley a few feet later. Milliam’s GPS was saying the creek was pretty close now, but as I said the table was already 30 minutes from the trail where we’d left it and the mountain was dropping off steeper than before. We soon ended up “side-stepping” down the mountain, holding on to trees when we could, rocks and small bushes when there were no trees. Rocks turned under our feet, and several times the very thin carpet of dirt and moss under our feet would give way and we’d slide two, three and four feet down the mountain until we could grab another branch or bush or rock to stop the slide. Outdoor wilderness shows were not on television back then, but had they been, I’m sure we could have given them a run for their money if we’d been filming this trip! All down the mountain, we were careful where we put our hands and feet. It looked like the perfect habitat for the rattlesnakes that live in our mountains, with large and small rocks piled up here and there, and dead logs lying criss-crossed everywhere, blocking our path every 30 or 40 feet. It would be easy to twist an ankle here, or worse – to step over a log onto a suddenly startled serpent.  It was slow going for the next half-mile into the valley.

A very open, but shallow "Death Prong"...

Finally though, we heard the sound of rushing water rumbling in the distance like a soft, low whisper. As is always the case, one of us had stopped, stood upright and cupped a had over the back of an ear.

” What’s that?”

” Is that it?”

” Sounds big enough.”

 

“Is that a falls, or just a riffle?”

” It’s not a falls.”

“Let’s go…move it.”

The sound had come well before we’d reached any of the rhododendron that choke the banks and ceilings of our small streams, so we knew it was at least big enough to hold a few trout. We were tired from the tension and danger of getting down the mountain, but after stopping to listen to the sound of the creek our pace quickened. We were eager to get out of the thick woods and into the creek-bed.

Then, at last – there was the thick wall of  dark green and shiny “rhodo” we were waiting to see. We ducked down, walking more slowly now, trying not to get a limb to the face or get our rods caught on them. After 5 minutes of trying to find a way through the tangled mess of limbs, we saw a glimpse of  the clear, green-white creek shimmering in the noon sun. We broke through the rhododendron and dog hobble’s last lines of defense and with a satisfying “ker-plunk!” we popped out into the creek.

It was open enough to see the sky in places, dotted with mayflies and other insect life and nearly 12 feet wide. Just up-steam of our entry was a wide, deep pool that was twice that width and we smiled and laughed and talked about how a little blue line on a map could be this wonderful in real life. It had taken us a full hour and a half to get into the creek – not the thirty short minutes we’d planned. But now, finally… we would fish where few had ever walked, and see just what this creek – this “Death Prong” had in store for us…

I named this one the "Eden Pool"

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Part Two coming soon!





6 Ways to Catch More Trout

14 01 2011

Over the last 17.45 years, I’ve come up with exactly 437 Ways to Catch More Trout. Unfortunately, 431 of them are being complied into a hard-bound bathroom reader called “431 Ways to Catch More Trout, Volume 4.” Sure, it’s the first volume… but the editors said that it sounded alot better to say Volume 4 because that makes the buyer assume that after Volume 1 there was a desperate and immediate need for a Volume 2 and 3…and now obviously, Volume 4.  At any rate, lucky you – you’re going to get to read 6 of the tips that didn’t make the cut when we culled down to “431 Ways to Catch More Trout, Volume 4.” So settle into your easy chair, grab a cup of coffee, tea or whatever else you enjoy putting down your throat, and get ready to be amazed…

 

6 Ways to Catch More Trout

(Or, The Tips we Culled.)

 

  1. Before fishing for three or four hours, double check to make sure you have a fly on your line. One with a hook is preferable.
  2. Fishing for trout is most easily accomplished in rivers that have at least one trout per mile. If you pull up to fish and see men carrying buckets of cranberries, you should probably consider moving on. On the other hand, if you brought waffle mix and a Coleman Stove, you’re still in business.
  3. When closing the door to your vehicle near a trout stream, make sure to lock your keys, net and camera in your vehicle. This will insure you will catch a tremendous trout of such size and proportion that no one will ever believe you landed it.
  4. When you get to the river, wade out from the bank exactly far enough to stand in three feet of water. Then, with careful and precision planning, fall down face first. If you get that over with in the beginning, it probably will not happen when you have that 19 inch brown trout on the line. Probably.
  5. Take great care that you carry only your dry fly box with you on that 8 mile solo hike over a huge mountain in Montana, if you wish to test your ability to convert a dry to a nymph and get a single strike from just one of an absolutely absurd number of giant cutthroat trout. ( Or, you could carry nymphs and small shot and actually catch fish. )
  6. Wear dark colored clothes when fishing for trout. As everyone knows, trout are conservative fish and bright lime colored waders make them nauseous, and you can imagine how awful it must be to puke underwater. Or get a breath mint, afterwards.

 

So, there you have it and the best part is that all these tips, culled though they may be, didn’t cost you a darn thing. Free flies, free rod building kits and now 6 free tips to help you catch more trout!? Just send in those pics of your best trout you catch using these methods, and we’ll send you a dozen free copies of our bathroom reader when it comes out. Looks like we’re shooting for 2034, but there’s alot more culling to do so who knows?

 

Owl Jones

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